Friday, June 17, 2016

Random Thoughts

While these generally get me in trouble, I'll still post them here anyways...

  • Instead of banning AR-15's, why don't we just ban latent homosexuals from buying them?
  • Kia drivers are the worst. I hope their insurance premiums counteract the monthly car note.
  • MRI + Overweight = claustrophobic (statistically speaking).
  • I'm not a doctor, but I know why your ankle hurts (375 pound patient, spoken internally).
  • I'm convinced that the medical field is battling Darwinism.
  • Just because we offer free drinks and snacks doesn't mean that you get to stuff your purse with them.
  • If you need a good doctor, ask a friend that works in the medical field.
  • A good attitude and being nice will get you more special treatment than being an A$$hole.
  • It's easy to do a good job and be pleasant when you enjoy your work.
  • If you are an hour late for your appointment, don't expect to get seen in front of all the other people that can tell time.
  • When you go for an MRI, wear comfortable clothing that doesn't have metal (Sports bra). 
  • I don't know of too many professions where I can ask women to take off their bras, and them not get offended.
  • I like my job: I play with magnets and get to read comic books.
  • If someone is a vegan and does crossfit...what do they tell you first?
  • Whenever you sign your name on medical papers, you are shifting the liability to yourself.
  • The story of Cinderella would have been a lot shorter if she had just gotten naked before midnight.
  • Why don't Jedis use the force to turn off the other person's lightsabers?
  • I'd love to have a mini EMP weapon attached to my truck, so that I can disable the self important a-hole's car that just cut me off.
  • Why is it that no one in zombie flicks call them zombies or has ever heard about zombies?
  • If three people having sex is called a threesome. I guess you can call me handsome!?

Keep Right On Prepping - K

4 comments:

  1. I see it everyday, all the medical issues people have are related to them being overweight and not actively participating in any kind of physical activity.

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  2. Why is it almost no one can put a shopping cart where it belongs, even if the cart rack is only 2 cars away?

    Do people really have to talk or text on the cell phone while they are driving? What did these people do before cell phones?

    Why can't people keep a shopping bag in their vehicle for trash? Do they really need to leave it: on the ground, in the shopping cart, the back of their truck to blow out on the ground, on the table in the waiting room, etc.?

    Happy Father's Day, K. Hope you are all doing well. Blessings.

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  3. Sweetheart and I were talked about how dirty and trashy most people seem to be. I'd love top live in Japan were the social norm is quiet, polite, and clean.

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